I saw a job opening for a delivery man one day for a very successful Chinese restaurant. This is a restaurant I frequented, not only because the food is good, but the chicks are HOT. There were three ladies who managed the restaurant and I knew they would probably be the ones that would be doing the interviews for the job opening. The ad asked specifically for a Chinese applicant. I'm white, but I didn't care. Without hesitation, I phoned them and made an appointment for an interview. I showed up right on time, and came into the room to see the three very beautiful ladies that I'd wanted to see.They immediately took notice of the fact that I wasn't Asian. Ah! Ah! Wait a minute... we asked for a Chinese boy. One of them exclaimed. Fearing that they may dismiss me, I decided to take the opportunity to flaunt both my knowledge of their menu items as well as my fluency in the Chinese language.The boss lady was impressed and explained what their restaurant was looking for in an employee.We would like you to stand up please.